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A Pitch Autopsy (sort of)

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The Miami International Film Festival ended about a week ago.  It was pretty amazing, and one of the best parts about it were the 17 “reel seminars” it offered with industry pros.  The only one worth going to from a storyteller’s perspective occurred last Friday, March 12, 2010 at the Royal Palm Hotel in South Beach.  It was called “Pitching in the Big Leagues.”  It was about… pitching.

The panel boasted Nick Spicer of XYZ Films, Carlos Carreras of Paradigm, Samantha Horley of Salt, and Michael Dagnery of MTVLatin America.  The idea of the “seminar” wasn’t even a seminar at all; it was more an open mic night.  Anyone could go up and pitch his or her feature film or documentary to this panel and a room full of about sixty strangers.  I volunteered to go first.

This is something I do after every round/meeting/instance of pitching – a post-mortem.  It’s the single best way to systematically improve your pitching process and development as an up-and-coming screenwriter. Why?  You do a quick breakdown of what worked, what didn’t, and most importantly, you apply that for the next time.  As we know, writing and pitching and, well, business in general, are ITERATIVE processes, not discrete processes.  You will improve over time if you’re not a jackass.

I learned this from Ramit Sethi over I Will Teach You To Be Rich.  Check out his most recent p-m and learn from a pro.

Here’s a post mortem of the experience with some concrete takeaways that will help you as you develop your own pitch.

The most important person you have to convince that your project is kick-ass is YOU. It pays in a huge way to spend just 5 minutes thinking about why your project is so great, about how great you are, and about how badly these people you’re about to tell it to need to hear it.  I saw over 25 other pitches and 98% of them were absolutely awful.  The pitchers were up there shaking, their throats were dry, they couldn’t maintain eye contact.  It was a painful experience watching all those people utterly bomb.  A large part of that – of bombing miserably – is the little movie you play to yourself in your own mind leading up to the experience.  We tend to picture a host of excruciatingly embarrassing outcomes and we give ourselves a litany of negative self-talk.  Listen — success is impossible when allowing that to take place in your mind.  So spend 5 minutes picturing an awesome outcome, remind yourself of why this project is so great, and why these people need to hear it.

That said, if it doesn’t go how you think, embrace it. If there is anything worse than watching someone bomb, it’s then watching them desperately justify their pitch.  Do not do this.  When you finish your pitch, do one thing: listen.  It is a huge gift if someone tells you why they’re rejecting your idea.  This is like anabolic steroids for your idea, because they’re telling you how to improve.  So listen with 100% outward focus and make sure you incorporate the note if it’s a good note.  Do not jump in and try to explain or address their note.  THEY DON’T CARE.  You will never argue someone to read your script.  If the pitch flops, great.  Take the notes and make it awesome the next time.

Your pitch must reflect the tone of the project. This was one of the many areas where I went wrong. I literally said with dead seriousness, “This is a comedy.”  Not good.  If you’re pitching a comedy, you have to plan a routine that you know will make people laugh.  You have to get people in a comedic mood.  This is the same idea as actors who must come into an audition “in” their character’s tone and mood.  You gotta be funny if it’s a comedy.  Be serious if it’s a drama.  Don’t however be murderous if it’s a horror.

You live and you die by your one-line. The copy you prepare for your high concept logline must be absolutely snap-tastic.  It’s gotta pop harder and louder than a tire when it hits people.  That means the language has four characteristics:

1. Short

2. Concrete

3. Ironic

4. HARD: by hard, I mean ZERO ambiguity.

One perfect example:

1. THE HANGOVER: Three pals lose the groom at his Vegas bachelor party 40 hours before the wedding and have to retrace their inebriated bad decisions to find him.

Pitch according to your goal.  Nail down what you want and then determine what pitch is appropriate. At the end of your pitch, what outcome are you looking for?  It has to be one single outcome.  Now write that down.  This is key for two reasons:

1. If you know the goal of your pitch, you can then pitch appropriately.  For example.  If you’re trying to get someone to read your script, you’re not going to pitch them the entire story.  You’re going to pitch them the CONCEPT.  Your one-line.  Your logline.  What’s “sexy” about it.  If you’re goal is to direct a project and your pitching to the studio, then your pitch is going to be much more extensive.   If it’s an open writing assignment and your goal is to be selected as the writer to actually write the project for the buyer, then you’re going to pitch the whole enchilada.  But if you’re up-and-coming, and you just want someone to read your script, then pitch your concept.

2. It helps you manage your expectations.  If the answer to the question above (“What outcome do I want as a result of this pitch?”) is “I want them to buy my script,” take a moment and put yourself in your (potential) buyer’s shoes.  Way too many people think that someone is going to pull out a million dollar check after just hearing the idea.  Not gonna happen.  So pick an achievable goal, and pitch accordingly.  As a result, you’ll feel less nervous, and have a better pitch, and won’t come across as some desperate wannabe.

A little showmanship goes a long way. This is something I just learned from Hollywood billionaire Arnon Milchan.  He puts on a little show before he gets down to business, in order to set the tone and to surprise his audience.  Despite knowing exactly what he’s going to say, he’ll pat his pockets as if looking for notes, then shrug and say, “I can’t find my notes.  Let me just speak from the heart.”  Read about this mastermind here.

Learn how to process the notes people give you. Pitching is as much about listening as it is about talking.  However, if you’re lucky enough to receive notes from someone, about 99% of those notes are going to be about that person’s REACTION TO your pitch.  “It was just kind of boring,” “You lost me at X,” “I’m not really sure who this is for,” “I don’t know, I can’t really see it,” etc.  The way to process these notes is to ask one question: “What must be true in order for this person to say that?”  You have to ask yourself, WHY.  Only after a careful exploration of the why behind each note should you apply it.

Employ the 50-50 Solution. Steve Jobs rehearses his keynotes for HOURS.  They are intricate performances and so demand that level of precision.  If your pitch is between 30 seconds and 2 minutes and you rehearse it 100x’s, that’s only 3.3 hours.  That’s no time at all, and if you consider how much you’ll learn from it, that time is precious.  So rehearse it – OUT LOUD – 50x’s.  Then do it 50 more times improvised (i.e., “off book”).  The result?  A beautiful performance – at once natural, but also so deeply driven into your mind you can pitch it over gunfire.


Written by davidcsaint

March 18, 2010 at 3:28 pm

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  1. hey dude
    Great stuff! i got a lot of inspiration from this post
    i went through this page four times
    it is very interesting ….
    am learning for social work


    seminar projects

    March 18, 2010 at 7:30 pm

    • @seminar thanks, man! have you had similar experiences in seminar work?


      March 18, 2010 at 7:45 pm

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